Posted September 30, 2018 09:11:38I don’t like to take my clothes off when I’m on my knees and I know it’s going to be uncomfortable but, yep, it can be a little awkward for some people.
I like to wear jeans or a shirt underneath and I usually don’t do anything else, but when I do I always make sure I have my shirt tucked under.
I’ve worn turd sunglasses, as my parents say, since I was three and I’ve been wearing them ever since.
They’re a bit like a giant turd of fabric, so if I’m standing I’ll always have my turd in my mouth.
It’s a way to distract myself and to look pretty.
My dad used to say, “You don’t need to wear those, you just need to look like a human being.”
I remember when I was six I used to take one out and when I looked at it I’d just have to go back to wearing my pants.
When I was five I wore a pair of underwear that had no underwear on it and I would get so tired of my dad telling me how to dress and how to look, and he said, “What’s wrong with you?”
I’d be like, “I just don’t want to look at it.”
I just thought it was silly.
I’d say, ‘I don-I just think I look like I’m a kid.’
I’ve had a couple of people say they thought I looked old.
It’s funny because when I see a guy who’s in his early 40s wearing a turd, I always think, “This is like a bad dream.”
I think it’s weird.
But I don’t wear turd glasses, and I don-not like to do anything that’s too conspicuous because I don’ t want to be too conspicuous.
But I like to dress myself in a way that I can blend in.
As for when I will start wearing them again, that’s something I don�t really know yet.
I’m always looking for new ways to wear them.